Pirate grubs say “Yarr!” instead of “Blaagh!”
Pirate grubs are 4% more adventurous than normal grubs. Normal grubs are 0% adventurous. Oops – multiply by zero is zero. Scratch that, Pirate grubs are not considerably more adventurous than normal grubs.
But they ARE good with treasure. They treasure very much. Do you have any treasure? Like a TV, maybe? Pirate grubs like TV. (Keep an eye on your TV.)
Wendy, Matey, and Shippy are Pirate Grubs. ARRRrrr!